the elevator arrives but u forget why ur there
too many days saying not this
or [worse] hearing not chu
chelsea handler opens the door
screaming into the phone
I’M OLIVIA MUNN
I DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABT UR MESSAGE !!!
giggling uncontrollably
great hair, can’t breathe
who can, under all that armor
chicken tenders
a prolific dater roasting their dates
murdering them wit words
tickling their prostate
ur not supposed to say “ murder ” anymore
ur killing it
ur slaying it, sir slay
timothée’s crabs crawl a little
don’t worry, it isn’t cum
why would u let me think that ???
have u, by chance, ever seen cum ???
so far, berrigan’s cum
all gone, more or less
it doesn’t get any realer than this