THINK FAST

the elevator arrives but u forget why ur there

too many days saying not this

or [worse] hearing not chu

chelsea handler opens the door

screaming into the phone

I’M OLIVIA MUNN

I DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABT UR MESSAGE !!!

giggling uncontrollably

great hair, can’t breathe

who can, under all that armor

chicken tenders

a prolific dater roasting their dates

murdering them wit words

tickling their prostate

ur not supposed to say “ murder ” anymore

ur killing it

ur slaying it, sir slay

timothée’s crabs crawl a little

don’t worry, it isn’t cum

why would u let me think that ???

have u, by chance, ever seen cum ???

so far, berrigan’s cum

all gone, more or less

it doesn’t get any realer than this

April 15, 2025
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Poetry
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